i went to the apple store the other day on a whim, saw the line of idiots waiting outside for the iphone, and scoffed at how ridiculous they were. went inside, played with the thing, and then randomly thought, enh! what else is one without a day job supposed to but wait in lines and such? i'm the girl who people ask to do shit for them because i don't have to be chained to a desk 9-5. so i had 2 hrs to spare.
half hour later: this is stupid. but shit, i just invested half an hour, and look at all the fools behind me. what's another hour?
2 hours later: gonna punch dude perpetually on cell phone behind me. score milkcrate, woo hoo! out comes harry potter. what a dork.
2.5 hours later: fuck.
3 hours later: my stomach starts growling. time for pepe rosso to go on the sidewalk. street supper, yay!
4 hours later: an aqua-T-shirted mac geek invites me personally into the store. wait! what plan was i gonna get? 8G or 16G? white or black! AUGH! so much pressure!
4.5 hours and 325 bucks later: huzzah. iphone. it was all worth it in the end. right? uh... right?
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i gotta tell you- i love my iphone. love it.
my girlfriend makes fun of it. but, then, it saves my girlfriend and i's ass, by telling us where in new jersey we've inexplicably wound up driving to, and how to get back to nyc safe and sound. and then she stops making fun of it for an hour or so.
enjoy!
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